Aiight.. so, this weekend, Bennie is staying with me! Hurraaaay.. And I'm Allie, btw =) And at exactly 7:34pm, we're sitting on the computer when my fantastic mother takes a call on her cell phone. 30 minutes later? Our basement floor is covered in 1 inch of water. The gulity one-my bathroom sink...and my mother.

My dumb dog liked it though, the little retard.. "Drink, Tucker! Drink" .. -.-


Bennie and I offered to clean it up, so my father wouldn't know.. he still doesn't.. =D .. in exchange? MALL OF AMERICA trip with mommy and a few norskies of our choice.. =P


I have a rare foot disorder..don't like talking about it
jk:) you can laugh..for all of you out there with actual foot disorders?
...ackward

Bennie found a box of Hawaiian themed crap in my ghetto basement.Anyone out there planning a party? im your man!..PS i utterly HATE this picture, but she refuses to take it off. trust me i dont look like this, promise;)


Yeah, I have ugly lamps.. Don't even know where this came from, if you want it, it's yours!
donthate

Micheal Jackson anyone? again, I had an off day. Bennie somehow manages to get the sickest pictures of me ever. I must give her credit, she has talent. Future photographer?
Now, we're making babies at www.makemebabies.com .. And I have to tell you, I'm never having children.. Bennie, on the other hand, is reproducing at a high rate.. poor husband.. Stay tuned for baby pictures! ANd then we're gonna watch Angels & Demons, and pray for a snow day on monday!
...the norskies have been teaching me some useful terms for when I venture into your land. Pretty useful stuff eh?
Slikke på kagabine mitt:) Vil du dusche må meg en melkesjokalada(ahahaha)...eggtisilet en titesmachenen..bennies translation of my attempted norwegian: Slikk på kragebeinet mitt, Vil du dusje med meg i melkejokolade, Jeg tisset litt i tidsmaskinen.. =P
I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH! These'll come in handy for the airport im sure.. tata for now my loves.
-Allie <3